Why getting married takes so much TIME

The first time I got married it was the biggest event in my life.
I had my day job. I did some exercise and sports.
I enjoyed films, going to museums and art galleries.

Then, when it I was getting married and preparing all the things which needed doing for the wedding (yes, with my fiance) it all took SO MUCH TIME.

I had to forgo so many of the fun things.
Except for going with my fiance, of course.

But all the solo things (like long distance running) went overboard.
So I started to re-think my life's priorities.
I discovered the merits of OUT-SOURCING.

I found it helpful to pay other people to do my chores.
So, like Ed Helvey taught me "I don't chop wood. I don't mow lawns. I don't shovel snow."

This line of thinking is important when you're getting married.
Buy the cake.
Hire your wedding clothes.
Download your wedding speech already written.
Yes, there are professional speech writers who do this.
I found a dozen good web sites for getting the grooms wedding speech.
Heaps more for the Best Man wedding speech.

Who knows any other good places which offer ready-made wedding speech templates?
Please share. Thanks.
St Martins Old Boy.