Friday, December 7, 2007

Why getting married creates stress

Getting married should be a fun time in our lives.
But it's not.
Stress builds in direct proportion to the amount of money the wedding costs.

A small registry office wedding in your lunch hour costs the licence fee, posy of flowers, tips, small gifts for the key people, and a bottle of bubbles at the local pub.
Total cost 500 notes.

But take some of the celebrity weddings. They cost as much as making The Lord Of The Rings film.
Talk about stress!

And people wonder why they (ahem) can't perform on their honeymoon.
Droop.
Ddisappointment all round.

IMO the smaller the wedding, the better.
But do people listen?
Heck no. They get carried along by what their future mother-in-law wants.

The biggest event on the town's social calendar.
Fight it.

2 comments:

WeddingSpeech said...

Achtung! Das machinen und electrick ekvipment ist nicht fur gerfingerpoken, nein der mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, fusen-blowen und corkpoppin mit mutch spittzen-sparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by dumpkoffen. Allis rubbernecken sightseer keepen das hands in das pockets. Just relaxen und watch das blinkenlichts und allis vell. Danke.
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WeddingSpeech said...

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